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Season Finale and League Table update inc. July 27th £30 freeze-out

With my deepest apologies for tardiness, here is the updated league table. We have four games remaining before the Grand Finale which will be held the Monday following the August bank holiday which, if my calendar is anything like yours, will be Monday September 4th.

In order to qualify for the final you must have played at least 9 games. League points will be converted into chips using the Duckworth Lewis method, players will also have the option of purchasing 5,000 further chips for a measly £50.

Any other business

A meeting was held in my house last night between me and my conscience and it was decreed that under no circumstances will the player Richard J. Stevenson, aka, "Little Dick," aka "Golden Delicious," aka "WarBwastard," aka, "Asno" and all other aliases known or unknown, be permitted to partake in any sports or proposition wagering § or card games ‡ where English monies are staked, while under the influence of Rosè.

Any attempts by said player to place wagers or partake in card games where English monies have been or can be staked will result in the player being thrown in the river for his own good whether he can swim or not and whether he's wearing his best clothes or not.


‡- Card games in this instance is a blanket term for any game or games known at this time or unknown which involve one or a number of card or cards of a standard deck of playing card or multiple decks.

§ - Proposition wagering in this instance include all pub games, for example: Spoof, Liars Dice and olive eating competitions and certainly anything that involves darts..and all other games known or unknown - also any project, task, idea, assertion or statement that might reasonably lead to the loss of money or monies and dignity through speculation, gambling or forecasting.

Motion carried.