It's now 9.50am on Wednesday. I just woke up. I got home and went to bed at 9am Tuesday. Dear Lord our God, if wine be the blood of Christ your son, then he needs a fucking transfusion. It's Holy alright, holy fucking shit!!
Thanks to a few sociable glasses of Rosè, I've lost a day and a half of my life. Who knows what I might have achieved in that time? The last thing I remember is busting out of the cash-game with 6 high and a little bit of poo coming out from laughing as Jimbo announced a near stampede had occurred when Kathryn had gone off to lick her wound.
I haven't had a hang-over this brutal since Vegas when I was in such poor shape I looked in the mirror and could see through me. I'm afraid I have no idea who won the tournament on Monday, or who was in it so I can't update the league table.
If anyone has seen my telephone and a grey hiking sock please let me know. I'm officially on the wagon now for at least six months. My the Lord have mercy on my soul.
Amen.
With only six or seven games left in the season, I forget which, it's all getting very very very interesting at the top of the table with Chris Peros ahead but some other people fairly close. Who will win out? Who, who?
In other news, the £5 re-buy went ahead last week, but it may be changed next month as it's a bit shit. I shall try and offer up more than a few hours notice if it does change.
Sport now, England were lucky as fuck to escape with a draw in the first test match and ruin my bet, but had to resort to underhand time wasting tactics by constantly bringing their physio onto the pitch who had disgusting man boobs.
Finally the weather, it was a bit chilly earlier.
Game change this evening - a taste of paradise
There's been a military style coup! Consequently, tonight's £5 re-buy will almost certainly be replaced with a £30 freeze-out with a £10 bounty. Your buy-in will therefore be £42. Starting chips of 5,000. You will receive a £10 bounty for every player you bust.
Apologies for the short notice, but these uprisings typically arrive with little or no notice. We feel it's for the best though. Good luck with all your bets.
Congratulations to Twiz are in order as Keltic Lord won today at Perth leading from start to finish.
And they're off..and Keltic Lord is prominent 
19 fences later - Winner!
Celebrating with a bucket of water to the cock. The horse not Twiz.Maybe Twiz too actually, off camera though thankfully.
£100 freeze-out - 10,000 chips, 30 minute clock - 8pm start - and stuff.